Goooood morning (etc.) from Suriname! I arrived in Paramaribo on Mar.3 and am chilling out until I head into the jungle in two days. Here are my observations thus far, delivered in a format that I’m sure has a name, but I don’t know what it is. I call it backwards logic.
- You walk past a dog and it instantly and submissively bows its head (You know you’re in a developing country when…).
- A Heineken delivery truck pulls up outside your guesthouse at 9:30 a.m. (You know you’re in a former Dutch colony when…).


The thing about the generally resplendent weather in the tropics is that when a storm does roll in, it’s usually a pretty good one. For my first five days on Roatan, there would be an hour or two of rain in the early morning or late afternoon, but the rest of the day would be lovely. On my last day, however (which was Feb.13), the elements really kicked up a fuss.
Off to the Roatan airport we went, getting well soaked in the five-second dash from the van to the terminal. I was surprised to find out that planes were still flying when the ferry wasn’t sailing, but Mike explained that the Rio Cangrejal dumps out into the sea right near the La Ceiba ferry terminal, and when things really get rocking boulders the size of Volkswagens have come flying down the river. At any rate, I forfeited my $28 ferry ticket and bought a $90 seat on the 5 p.m. flight straight into San Pedro Sula. “Ha!” Mother Nature said again, even louder. She can be so haughty sometimes, that one.
The plane was a 19-seater Central American Airways Let L-410, made by a Czech company and in the prettiest shade of turquoise. I snapped some photos of the captain and his co-pilot as they squeezed themselves down the aisle and chatted with the passengers. Luckily, there was a break in the rain at the low levels, but it was still pretty poor visibility and I had a few stomach-in-my-throat moments. We landed after 40 minutes, and the Honduran woman across from me, in perfectly unaccented English, said “That was freaky.”
